[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (only every day of my life...)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush. (Though I can't remember a specific incident,I'm sure it has happened. If not, the multitude of other things I've walked into should cover it.)
[] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Swear to God, I saw a gil do it! =3)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 3

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[] You have fallen asleep in class. (many MANY times)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yup. Then you forget where you are and stuff... TT___TT)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. ( XD I'm superstitious, what can I say? I don't anymore though. Death > Being labled SPAMMER)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of a chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (There is a couple ice skating on my bedroom ceiling. =3)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% retarded

YAY... wait... NO!